February 2012
that dugger woman’s vagina must be like a fucking cavern like i bet when it’s time for her to give birth again the doctor delivering the baby just grabs a catchers mitt and counts down for her to push
i’m not even kidding about that tho like i would for real show up at ur house maybe u should all tell ur parents or whoever u live with that a stranger from the internet is kidnapping you to drive around the country laughs
one day when i’m not poor i’m going to become a groupie and follow bands around who wants to come with i’ll come pick u up
guess what i shaved my legs omg i just want to rub things with them
my hair is so dirty omg it smells like beer and sweat that’s so gross i haven’t even had beer recently????
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i think i’m gonna go downtown and try on expensive jeans in one of those little boutiques that’s always fun
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i actually really like the all american rejects a lot real talk
man mark is so pretty i just this is the story of a girl who cried a river and drowned the whole world
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